As always, the winning team is in caps.
Houston Texans at KANSAS CITY CHIEFS – Didn’t the Chiefs win the Super Bowl? I think they’ll be pretty good this year, too.
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS at Atlanta Falcons – Not sure I expect great things from the Falcons this season.
New York Jets at BUFFALO BILLS – Will the Bills be sort-of-good again this season?
Chicago Bears at DETROIT LIONS – I’m already regretting this pick.
Green Bay Packers at MINNESOTA VIKINGS – I’m looking forward to reading more about how the Packers have wasted Aaron Rodgers’ prime.
Miami Dolphins at NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS – Boy, am I excited about this.
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES at Washington Football Team – The Eagles will fly away with this one.
Las Vegas Raiders at CAROLINA RAIDERS – The Raiders will need to do more than move to Las Vegas to convince me they’re capable of flying across the country and winning on the road.
Indianapolis Colts at JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS – Sure, why not.
Cleveland Browns at BALTIMORE RAVENS – Looking forward to another perplexing season from the Browns!
LOS ANGELES CHARGERS at Cincinnati Bengals – Do the Bengals have a quarterback? Who plays for them?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at NEW ORLEANS SAINTS – Oh, no, Tom Brady loses his first game for Tampa Bay? Is he washed up? DOES HE MISS BELICHICK?
Arizona Cardinals at SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS – Jimmy G. will continue his winning ways.
Dallas Cowboys at LOS ANGELES RAMS – Should be a fun game.
PITTSBURGH STEELERS at New York Giants – Hmmm.
Tennessee Titans at DENVER BRONCOS – Is Broncos QB Drew Lock a rock star? This game might provide some clues!