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Death of a Snowman

By Jeff Wilkin
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
| 5 comments

I had been keeping tabs on a snowman in my neighborhood.

He was never a robust specimen, but tall and stocky enough to pass for a healthy winter totem.

No more. Monday brought the devil’s rain to this unfortunate fellow ... and the daylong showers melted him by the end of the day. Remember snowman, that you are water; and to water you shall return.

He’s gone now, as dead as fried chicken, R.I.P. — rest in puddles. Just like most of the snow in my neck of the woods.

Everywhere I look, I see faded green lawns that nearly look yellow. January is fading fast, and it looks like we’re going to close the month without a significant winter storm. We’ve only had 19.8 inches of snow in the Capital Region this winter, compared to the 39.6 inches that had fallen by this time last year. And last winter was a pretty feeble edition of this most fearsome season.

I’ve only shoveled twice this year, and the only real exertion was Dec. 9, when there were about eight inches of snow waiting in the driveway when I prepared for daily duties. That was seven weeks ago today; my snow-clearing tools and skills have received an unexpected reprieve. I’m sure many people have celebrated winter’s hibernation.

But whatever happened to that “Let it snow” spirit? There’s something to love about hanging inside the house on a cold winter day, when 20 inches of snow are falling outside. Start the fire, cook some chili, crack open a few beers and watch the show. As kids, we used to wait by the windows to watch the sidewalk plows come blasting down our street. It was often late afternoon or evening by the time Rochester plowed Alameda Street, so we got to see these monster vehicles in full spectacle — with emergency lights swirling yellow and big spotlights pointing out the path ahead.

Shoveling doesn’t bother me. At least not yet. If I had a heart condition, I’m sure I’d be pleading for April. But if you are reasonably healthy and take it slow, clearing snow can replace a trip to the gym. It’s exercise, and you get a sense of accomplishment, a sense of not submitting to the cold and ice.

There’s also something about the silence that comes with new snow. Ever go outside after a storm, and there’s a foot or two on the ground? If there are no snow blowers growling, the quiet of nature can be a nice experience.

I’m not crazy about driving in the stuff, and avoid driving great distances when snow is in the air. But I won’t go traveling on my cross-country skis with just a skimpy ground cover — I need two or three feet of cushions whenever I’m on the slide.

Some people say February is the toughest winter month. I hope that’s the case, and the gods of winter decide to punish puny mortals of the Northeast with a couple trillion snowflakes. It doesn’t seem right, seeing grass and gardens in the middle of the cold season.

And not a snowman in sight.

 
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January 27, 2010
4:53 p.m.

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mhowie says...

"There’s something to love about hanging inside the house on a cold winter day, when 20 inches of snow are falling outside."

Sure, if you can stay in all day. But if you have to work, it sucks. I'll keep hoping that this fringe benefit of global warming continues, 'cause I'd rather see muddy lawns than slushy roads.

January 27, 2010
6:11 p.m.

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dhopkins says...

Yo all you cold weather people and snow lovers take a hike and if you want to sit in the house on a cold winters day you are lazy. And who cares about snowmen I want to be outside golfing and playing hoops oh sorry Jeff I forgot you are a swimmer and it can not be a pretty sight seeing you in your speedo YUKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO Jeff you keep looking for snowmen and I will be wating for all the hot babes on the beach.

January 27, 2010
7:28 p.m.

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jwilkin says...

Well, for Comment One: Nicely thought out and expressed, Mindy. I know what you mean about driving to work with the snow ... ideally, my perfect storms hit on days off! Global warming is for real! Hate to sound like an old codger, but boy, we really don't see winters in New York like the big ones of the 50s and 60s!!!
Now for Comment Two: Oddly thought out and even more oddly expressed! A man's man is not afraid of shoveling a little snow. Whatsa matter, Hop-Sing? Can't you manage to lift 30 pounds of snow at a time? Afraid of a little wind in your face? Nobody says you can't play hoops outside during a snowstorm!!! Just clear the court! Be a man! And don't spend so much time BOWLING in warm, cozy alleys!

January 28, 2010
12:14 p.m.

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dhopkins says...

JEFF just remember "IF YOU HAVE BELLY YOU SHOULD NOT WEAR SPEEDO" THINK ABOUT IT BIG BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Train hard and long and you will accomplish your goals and I do not mean swimming!!!!!!!!!!

January 29, 2010
5:07 p.m.

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jwilkin says...

I'm going to break another board ... over your head! Bowlers should not give anyone any advice about anything .... except to other bowlers, of course!

 

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