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T.O., Ochocinco getting talk show

This might be the end of civilization as we know it.

Cincinnati Bengals teammates on the Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco are getting their own TV show on Versus, according to The Associated Press. The weekly talk show will be called "The T.Ocho Show."

It will start Tuesday night as a segment on "The Daily Line," the network's nightly sports highlight, news and interview show. The show will spin off as a half-hour show on Oct. 12.

Along with a studio host (I feel bad for whoever gets this gig), Owens and Ochocinco will discuss their views on the NFL, Twitter and highlights from their VH-1 reality shows — "The T.O. Show" and "Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch."

All I have to say is, "Why?????"

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