I'll try to -- but it's at 5:30 a.m.! I might have to tape it.

I couldn't give a crap.

I'll watch.
It will an interesting contrast to the complete absence of any regard for historic tradition, homage to our past or respect for dignity in our sad "culture".

Of course I'll watch.

Then again, I'm the kind of person that actually watches two hour long shows depicting obese people crying with their shirts off, bask in the reflected glory of multi-millionaire sports figures, actually care about which wedding dress some woman in Idaho picks, and truly do care how the REAL (the rest are just faking it) Housewives of Atlanta spend their days.

Don't even get me going on Lindsay Lohan, or Paris Hilton.

WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
Do you BELIEVE that dress?

Can anyone fill me in on Jersey Shore?
I can no longer afford to pay my cable bill (I got sick, and had to re-mortgage my house, despite living on cat food for the past year) but I'm WORRIED about Snookie.

Whatever Miss Catherine Middleton ('had to look up the name)does though, I'm confident that just like Diana, she will soon become "the people's princess", and I'm quite sure that she will touch our everyday lives, every bit as much as Lady Diana did.

so many h8rs... love rules