In order to celebrate a lousy old football game between the Ravens and the Niners, yet another 615 million chickens will be walking around Monday morning, permanently grounded, their wings having been sacrificed on the altar of Super Bowl XLVII.
Did anyone doubt that Gov. Andrew Cuomo would win the prize for the first and toughest gun law in the nation enacted after Newtown and before Obama-Biden could act? The presidential campaign ad almost writes itself, doesn’t it?
Look, forget about those too-loud television commercials and instead beg the FCC to spare us those disturbingly bad TV spots in which the advertisers themselves insist on appearing. For that, we probably can thank Cookie Puss, my one-time golfing partner.
The way I figure it, you do a nice job rewrapping the generator, you may be able to get your money back, but please, do not embarrass yourself by trying to return the canned Hormel’s chili or the C batteries, OK?