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In the tank: The value of losing

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It was a dark and stormy night . . . Clearly, I’m prepared to tank this column. It will be done as covertly as possible, sprinkling in some run-on sentences and dangling modifiers and mixed metaphors throughout so that the intention isn’t too obvious. I could get in trouble for that. The goal is to make it bad enough to secure the top spot in the upcoming draft, at which point I’ll select Strunk and White, and ...

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